A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment, and said,
“How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up.
Curious, the husband said, “Who was that?”
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And his lovely wife replies, “I don’t have any idea who it was. It was some stupid woman wanting to know “if the coast is clear.”
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While on a road trip, an elderly couple decided to stop at a roadside diner for lunch.
After finishing their meal, they got back in the car and resumed their journey.
It wasn’t until they had been driving for about forty minutes that the elderly woman realized she had left her glasses on the table at the diner.
She informed her husband, and to their frustration, they had to drive quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around.
As they headed back to the diner to retrieve the glasses, the elderly husband transformed into the quintessential grouchy old man.
He fussed, complained, and scolded his wife nonstop during the entire drive back.
The more he griped, the more agitated he became, refusing to let up for even a moment.
Finally, to the elderly woman’s relief, they arrived back at the diner.
She quickly got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses.
Just as she was about to enter, the old man rolled down his window and called out, “While you’re in there, you might as well grab my hat and the credit card!”
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An elderly couple was driving.
An elderly couple was driving across the country when the wife, who was behind the wheel, got pulled over by a highway patrol officer.
The officer walked up to the car and said, “Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?”
The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?”
The old man yelled, “He says you were speeding!”
The patrolman sighed and asked, “May I see your license?”
Again, the woman turned to her husband. “What did he say?”
The old man yelled, “He wants to see your license!”
She dug into her purse and handed over her license.
The officer glanced at it and smirked. “Ah, Arkansas. I spent some time there once. Went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.”
The woman turned to her husband once more. “What did he say?”
Without missing a beat, the old man yelled, “He said he knows you!”
