The stewardess asked the Muslim if he’d like a drink. He replied in disgust,
“I’d rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!” Paddy handed his drink back and said,
“Me too, I didn’t know we had a choice!”…CONTINUE READING IN BELOW
A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane.
Keep Calm And Oh Feck It Enjoy Some Craic
Paddy ordered a whiskey.
The stewardess asked the Muslim if he’d like a drink.
He replied in disgust,
“I’d rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!”
Paddy handed his drink back and said,
“Me too, I didn’t know we had a choice!”
